"Where the octopus pets you."

"Where the octopus pets you."

Inverse Petting Zoo

Remove whatever clothing you are comfortable with and get on all fours. We will slather you will watered down veterinary-grade lubricant and deliver the sensual experience of being overwhelmed by two curious octopusses. Towels provided.

Performed at LULU v.6 all the fucks i never gave: Buddies in Bad Times Theatre 2017. 

 
 
 “You’re crying. You have a tear right here. You want me to touch you. You are very sad. You love the song I’ve picked."

“You’re crying. You have a tear right here. You want me to touch you. You are very sad. You love the song I’ve picked."

The Validator 

... understands the thoughts and feelings of her non-verbal patient, even if Mrs. Wilson doesn’t say a word. Even if she doesn’t move a muscle. The Validator knows that nobody wants to be alone, and that we all long for human connection and understanding. Maybe there will even be a breakthrough.

A bouffonesque verbatim short.

Performed at Toronto Festival of Clowns; Bouffon Night and Helen Donnelly’s Foolish Cabaret in 2014