Inverse Petting Zoo
Remove whatever clothing you are comfortable with and get on all fours. We will slather you will watered down veterinary-grade lubricant and deliver the sensual experience of being overwhelmed by two curious octopusses. Towels provided.
Performed at LULU v.6 all the fucks i never gave: Buddies in Bad Times Theatre 2017.
"Where the octopus pets you."
The Validator
... understands the thoughts and feelings of her non-verbal patient, even if Mrs. Wilson doesn’t say a word. Even if she doesn’t move a muscle. The Validator knows that nobody wants to be alone, and that we all long for human connection and understanding. Maybe there will even be a breakthrough.
A bouffonesque verbatim short.
Performed at Toronto Festival of Clowns; Bouffon Night and Helen Donnelly’s Foolish Cabaret in 2014
“You’re crying. You have a tear right here. You want me to touch you. You are very sad. You love the song I’ve picked."